Dude(?) Looks Like a Lady?

First Lady Gaga, and now this:

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/news?slug=ap-worlds-gendertest&prov=ap&type=lgns

So South African teenager Caster Semenya smoked the field and won the gold in the 800 at the world championships in Berlin. Now it comes out Semenya may not be playing fair. Is it drugs? Illegal equipment?

No, the question is about Semenya's.......gender.

What the fuck!?

Excuse me, I meant to say.........what the FUCK!?!?!?

This story is baffling to me, and not because of cheating aspect. As long as there has been sport there has been cheating. What baffles me is this portion of the article:

"Before the race, IAAF spokesman Nick Davies stressed this is a “medical issue, not an issue of cheating.” He said the “extremely complex” testing has begun. The process requires a physical medical evaluation and includes reports from a gynecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, internal medicine specialist and gender expert."

A gender expert? Any one of you reading this is a gender expert. Have Semenya drop trou' and see if she/he is packing heat below the belt. Anyone with eyes, or hands, could make this judgement.

A psychologist? Why, so they can justify Semenya feeling like a woman? I'm going to try that shit in my co-ed flag football league. -
Official: "OK, the next play has to go to a female."
Me: "But sir, I caught that last pass."
Official: "Yes, that is why this one has to go to a female."
Me: "Well, I'm feeling very pretty today. That should count."

For what its worth I saw a picture of Semenya. That dude is juicing.