Phil's Diner?

This news broke about two weeks ago, but I just heard about it today.

http://www.thegolfchannel.com/tour-insider/phil-mickelson-bids-waffle-house-franchise-30994/

Evidently Phil Mickelson - through his company GS Acquisitions LLC, is trying to purchase a 105-restaurant Waffle House franchise.

I heard they are only going to serve white bread.

I also heard all of the bacon is going to be made from tiger meat.

It won't be a safe place to eat because there is nothing to protect you from choking.

But, most people won't have to worry because you'll only start to choke on your 72nd bite.

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