The BoomRoasted Hot 100* (60-51)

You know the drill by now. Here's the links to the last 40 picks:

100-91
90-81
80-71
70-61

And the countdown continues....

60. Jessica Pare("Hot Tub Time Machine", "Mad Men") For the last two years, Jessica Pare has started to make her case for creeping onto this list. After spots in movies like "Lost and Delirious" and "Wicker Park", she turned heads in "Hot Tub Time Machine" as Tara, the topless girl in the bathtub with Craig Robinson. From there, she nabbed a role on the wildly popular AMC show, "Mad Men", as Megan Draper. Sure, Jess doesn't have the pretty face of a Rachel McAdams or Charlize Theoron(who are below her on the list), but she makes up for it with an excellent pair of breasts(which can be seen in all their glory in the aforementioned bathtub scene). Those world-class boobs are going to have to be Pare's meal ticket because, if there's a common theme with all of Pare's work, it's that she's not much of an actress. I know it sounds like I'm dogging her but it says something when you make showing emotion in a bathtub sex scene seem difficult. Regardless, she's here and she's hot. Her stint on "Mad Men" could launch her career or she can become another in a long line of busty babes who fall by the waist side and end up doing softcore porn on Cinemax at 3 A.M. (Here's lookin' at you, Amber Smith!).

59. Brittany Snow("John Tucker Must Die", "Hairspray"). Maybe it's that she looks like she has a little bit of "crazy bitch" in her that makes me so wildly attracted to Brittany Snow. I mean, obviously, the pretty face and the nice body is a good enough resume to get her on the list, but did you see her cameo on Law & Order: SVU? That's a girl with some freak in her. That wasn't always the case though. Brittany first grabbed our attention on the short-lived NBC show "American Dreams", where she showed off that cute smile and singing chops(Of course, if you're a soap opera buff, you probably know about Snow's run on "Guiding Light" before she was on "American Dreams". Thankfully, I'm no soap opera buff.). From there, she had a run on "Nip/Tuck", then came the SVU episode I mentioned earlier, then it was back to more singing and dancing in "Hairspray", which featured John Travolta in drag(see, we should have seen the signs earlier with Johnny)! After a couple shots at horror movies, she's back on NBC television looking 20x hotter standing next to Kathy Bates on "Harry's Law". The fact that she sings and acts will keep her around awhile, as will the fact that she's hot. To get higher on this list though, I want to see her get more in tune with her inner crazy bitch and go Black Swan on some people. That's just me though.

58. Kristen Bell ("Veronica Mars", "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"). Not that being in your early 30's is a death sentence, as Gabe can attest, but it kind of shocked me that Kristen Bell is almost 32. You forget that she's been around for years, most notably on "Veronica Mars" for three seasons starting in 2004. That show gave us a glimpse of the kind of hot chick we were dealing with. "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", however, drove that point home. How hot was Bell in that movie, right? When you're in a two-piece bathing suit for a majority of a two hour movie with Mila Kunis, and you're holding your own, you've done something noteworthy. Since "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", Bell's been all over the place. She did some voice work for the Assassin's Creed games. She played the Sarah Marshall role again in "Get Him To The Greek". She made a few more shitty movies like "When In Rome" and "Scream 4", and she did some TV work on shows like "Unsupervised", "Gossip Girl" and "House of Lies". She's in the prime of her career, even if that prime comes at a much older age than I would've initially thought. Regardless, we'll be seeing a lot of Bell in the near future.

57. Paulina Gretzky(Daughter of hockey legend Wayne Gretzky). The latest in the frustratingly annoying trend of women famous for no reason is Paulina Gretzky, the daughter of "The Great One" Wayne Gretzky. Paulina is technically an "actress", having done a couple movies like "Fame" but she's an actress in the sense that Shaq is a rapper. Just because you have the opportunity to do something doesn't mean you're part of that world. I write a blog. That doesn't mean I'm Tony Kornheiser. More realistically, Paulina is a hot chick with famous bloodlines. After she spent her teenage years lashing out at her father by tweeting sexy pics of herself, "The Great One" decided to shut down her Twitter account. Now, she's slutting it up on Instagram. Look, I'm not going to object to a brutally hot woman showing skin on the internet but, as Paulina will learn from Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, when all you do to market yourself is take pictures with your friends hoe-ing it up at parties, then the general perception of you will be: You're a hoe. We all know the phrase "If you got it, flaunt it" and Paulina takes that as her motto but there is such a thing as oversaturation. We all use to love looking at Kim Kardashian's rump......then it was everywhere, and now we're sick of the bitch. Every girl goes through that rebellious phase where they want to make their fathers cringe by letting random dudes do jello shots off their cleavage. However, with Paulina having not even a speck of the talent her father had, it seems clear her flame will be blown out quickly. There's the inevitable sex tape or leaked nude photos or the eventual Playboy spread but, sooner rather than later, we'll all get sick of looking at Paulina Gretzky. Thankfully, that isn't the case right now.


56. Heather Graham("The Hangover", "Boogie Nights") The good news: She's responsible for some of the most memorable sex scenes and sexiest roles in recent history. Her romps with Joesph Fiennes in "Killing Me Softly"? All-time classics. Her scene with Robert Downey Jr. in "Two Girls And A Guy"? Vastly underrated. Her role as Rollergirl in "Boogie Nights"? Unforgettable. The bad news: those roles were almost two decades ago. We've become so used to seeing Heather Graham naked now that it doesn't even affect us. Her brief topless scene in the first Hangover film? Most people missed it, others just shrugged. Don't get me wrong. Heather Graham is still hot and her naked body is still something to see but it's gotten stale. Much like Angelina Jolie, when you're just randomly naked in every movie, people get tired of seeing it. There was a time where I could watch Heather Graham having sex all day long, but that time has passed. Like a lot of women later down this list, Heather Graham is still an immensely attractive woman who is past her prime. "Killing Me Softly" was 10 years ago. "Boogie Nights" was 15. We've moved on. When girls like Kate Upton are heating up the Internet at 19, there isn't much love left for 42-year old Heather Graham. Look, we're glad she's still hot and if there was a sex scene Hall of Fame, Heather Graham would be a first-ballot entrant but, at this point, being 56th on the Hot 100 when you haven't made a movie of note in years is more of a respect call. Be happy with that.

55. Zoe Saldana("Star Trek" "Columbiana"). She's Jada Pinkett 2.0. An upgraded version of a 90's classic, this time with a little Domincan flavor. Zoe Saldana has made a name for herself by setting screens on fire in a couple big-time movies. She revamped the classic Nichelle Nichols role of Uhura in the "Star Trek" movie. She got her Lara Croft on in the action flick "Columbiana", and she even made CGI look sexy in James Cameron's cash cow "Avatar". In between those roles, she strutted her sexy self in a few less grossing movies such as "The Losers" and "Takers", establishing herself as the siren in the middle of casts that were mostly sausage fests. Saldana has the look, the body, the charm and the chops to be a star and the fact that she played a gun-toting bad ass so superbly in "Columbiana" was definitely a turn on for guys who like their women to be female Rambos. Zoe will be putting more polish on that bad chick resume with her role in the Machete sequel, "Machete Kills", next year. It's a long way from "Set It Off", but it will do.





54. Kellie Pickler("American Idol" runner-up, country music singer). If you know me, you know that I strongly detest country music: the stupid twang, the constant harping about tractors and bad relationships and whiskey and just the overall annoyance of its fan base. You also know that I'm a fan of women with, for lack of a better term, real boobs as opposed to surgically enhanced. With that said, Kellie Pickler's decision to get her frame doctored was the first step on a long road to gaining my respect. Now, I couldn't tell you one of Pickler's songs. Personally, if I wanted to hear about young girls bitch about cheating boyfriends, I'd just log on to Twitter. However, when Pickler re-emerged onto the scene with her two red Solo cups a bit more full, she definitely grabbed my eye. In a country music world where everyone swoons over Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift like they are the second coming of Pam Anderson and Jenny McCarthy, Pickler has gone overlooked. Shame on you, hayseeds! Pickler has the goods, even if they are store-bought. And who cares if the only time I'd get to glance at her is the 2 seconds in between me channel surfing past CMT? It will be the most entertaining two seconds that channel has ever brought anyone that isn't into Jim Beam and shotgun weddings. Maybe Diddy will sign her and she can re-form Danity Kane. 'Til then, she's just a pretty face on the wrong side of the picket fence.




53. Katrina Bowden("Piranha 3DD", "30 Rock", "Sex Drive"). There are always going to be women who get the "Who?" reaction when you mention their name before it's met with a "Ohhh....." after you elaborate. Katrina Bowden is one of those women. She was in the Piranha sequel that almost nobody saw. She's on "30 Rock" and she had a role in "Sex Drive"(another movie barely seen by the American public because it was yet another tired "Road Trip" knockoff). If you're like me, you went 0-for-3 on those three roles and only noticed Katrina when she blazed Maxim last year. Here's all you really need to know about Katrina Bowden: She's young. She's hot, and she's from Jersey. That's enough for me. With some more acting work, Katrina will rise up this list. She has all the tools. She's like a poor man's Sara Underwood. That's pretty good company to be in.




52. Eva Mendes("Training Day" "We Own The Night") On her tombstone, it will read: Here Lies Eva Mendes.....She Made Shitty Movies Watchable. Case and point? "Stuck On You", easily the worst movie I've ever seen.....except for the few moments an in-her-prime Mendes steals the show. Need more proof? How about "Hitch"? Or "Ghost Rider"? Or "We Own The Night"? Or "The Spirit"? I could, literally, name about ten more films but I think you get the point. Outside of "Training Day", where Eva has a "blink and you miss it" nude scene, Mendes has been in more turds than sweet corn. We still haven't seen her in a decent movie since she was bagging up money for Denzel. Nevertheless, a hot chick in a terrible movie is still a hot chick in a movie and, after a brief rehab stint, Mendes is back in full force. More power to her, because the $5 dump bin at Walmart could use a few more DVDs with her beautiful face on the cover.

51. Kelly Brook(Model/Actress "Piranha"). It's hard to call Kelly Brook an actress when her only notable work was a worthless "Jaws" bite-off that nobody really cared about. It's not hard, however, to call her one of the hottest women on the planet. Truth be told, Brook is more model than actress. Back in her native England, she is what Brooklyn Decker is here. With her spread in Playboy a couple years ago though, America was quick to adopt another sexy import from across the pond. Beyond "Piranha", there isn't much guys can do to see Kelly in action unless they own some old "Smallville" DVDs or feel inclined to spend their day on Google images(I'd prefer the latter over the former). She's one of the planet's rarest beauties and that makes up for the fact that she doesn't have the acting skills of Sandra Bullock. She's gorgeous, her body is ridiculous and she's becoming more relevant in the U.S. What more do you need?

The BoomRoasted Hot 100* (70-61)

We've written nearly 500 blogs on this very website and none have seem to consistently spark as much debate as this list of 100 hot chicks.......and these debates are coming from women! After numerous complaints from the ladies that Natalie Portman should've been higher, yesterday was littered with feedback over whether Kathleen Robertson deserved to be on the list. I knew putting together a list of hot women was going to be fun, but I never thought it would be this entertaining.

Anyway, the usual linkage for those who need to keep up:

80-71
90-81
100-91

...and away we go with picks 70 to 61.....

70. Alison Brie ("Mad Men" "Community"). Before she got our attention as Annie Edison on the occasionally-funny NBC hit "Community", Alison Brie was a part of a stable of hotness that comprised the cast of AMC's "Mad Men". With both shows in the limelight full force, that means more Brie spread around for everybody. Now, Brie is more cute than hot but she also answers the long-wondered question: What would Sarah Michelle Gellar look like if she didn't have that weird nose? Brie has a pretty face to go along with a sick body and she gets extra kudos for managing to stand out on two shows with some serious competition(Gillian Jacobs on "Community", Christina Hendricks and placenta eater January Jones on "Mad Men"). "Mad Men" may be nearing its conclusion and "Community" seems destined to have its plug pulled in the near future, so hopefully more roles like the one Brie had in "Five Year Engagement" are in the works to keep Brie from fading away.

69. Catrinel Menghia (Model). When I was in a rut trying to find names for this list, I tweeted my friend Andre for some suggestions. He responded back with Catrinel Menghia. Who? Exactly. Since Andre is a more worldly soul than I am, I had to do some research. The verdict? Clearly hot enough to make this list but also not relevant enough to make this write-up much longer than a few sentences. Her Wikipedia page is shorter than a Oscar winner's speech. From what I've gathered from extensive Googling, she's a Romanian model who has done some shoots with Maxim and FHM and was also in the SI Swimsuit Edition back in 2006. She's done ads for Fiat and Georgio Armani and has been the face of a French lingerie company named Lise Charmel since '05. So, there's that. Beyond all that, she's a hot chick who comes recommended from a guy who knows hot chicks. In fact, Menghia joins a few others in this group of ten who were, shall I say, "reader picks" that I grouped together for the sake of making a theme.

68. Dania Ramirez ("X-Men: The Last Stand", "Heroes", "The Sopranos"). Dania Ramirez got her start in Jay-Z's video for "Streets Is Watching", but didn't really register any buzz until she played Callisto in the final X-Men movie. From there, she had a short run on the final season of "The Sopranos" as Blanca, A.J.'s girlfriend who inevitably sends him spiraling into an almost-suicidal bout of depression. Once Sopranos faded to black, Ramirez signed on to appear on the more-popular-than-it-should-have-been NBC show "Heroes". Once "Heroes" got cancelled, it was off to "Entourage" for that show's final year. The moral of this history lesson? Dania Ramirez is a hot chick who is also television napalm. In every one of those shows, she brought a brand of Latin sexiness we haven't seen since the prime of Jennifer Lopez but, much like J.Lo's career, her time was limited as she never lasted past half a season to really make a name for herself. Still, her three halves of work is enough to get her on this list and, if need be, I have a list of shows Ramirez can audition for in hopes that she sinks them like the Titanic. How do you feel about joining the cast of "Glee", Dania?

67.  Julie Bowen("Modern Family"). Julie Bowen's most notable role of her career came in the last few years with the meteoric rise of the Fox show "Modern Family" but Bowen's been around for a while. She was Adam Sandler's love interest in "Happy Gilmore" back in '96 and then forayed into some television spots from "ER" to "Ed" to "Lost" to her still-memorable-to-me stint on "Weeds" to "Boston Legal" and now "Modern Family", a hugely popular show that will be around for a while. She was Kevin Spacey's hot adulterating wife in "Horrible Bosses". Most importantly, she's beautiful, a common theme in all those roles. Bowen's longevity is seldom seen these days as hot actresses tend to come and go but it's great to have her back, even if it is on a PG-rated comedy.



66. Candace Bailey ("Attack of the Show"). Ever since "Entourage" closed for good, there hasn't been a show that I have made it a point to watch religiously. That is, until now. I stumbled upon Candace Bailey while following fellow AOTS cast member Sara Underwood. From there, I decided to give Bailey's show a gander to see what the fuss is about. After all, a show on a network mostly dedicated to video games that has Bailey and Underwood as a 1-2 punch? How does that not pique your interest? The show isn't a masterpiece but it is entertaining and Bailey proves to not only be easy on the eyes but actually pretty funny, too. Beauty? Check. Sense of humor? Check. Likes video games? Check. Same age? Check. Oh, if I wasn't already married, Candace Bailey....Candace was also on the failed Skeet Ulrich show "Jericho" and made a couple cameos on "Ghost Whisperer" and the first season of "The Sopranos" but what's important is you give her a look on "Attack of the Show" because that huge smile and kickin' body make it all worth it.



65. Kim Kardashian ("Keeping Up With The Kardashians"). Responses to Kim K's name from the panel went like this: "She's hot!", "I guess you have to put her in there.", "I suppose she's still relevant".....those weren't exactly ringing endorsements, short of the first response. Yes, Kim Kardashian deserves to be on this list even if she does have as much talent as I have in my right pinky finger. Yes, her claims to fame were the fact that she was a rich friend of another girl famous for being famous, Paris Hilton, as well as getting the meat root on camera from Brandy's little brother. Since being "the chick in the Ray J sex video", she went on to more public disasters which include a few hard-to-watch reality shows, a failed attempt at a singing career and the much-publicized, heavily-sponsored televised wedding to the fourth-best player on one of the five worst teams in the NBA. Her marriage to Nets forward Kris Humphries lasted about half the length of an NBA season but it established two things: it kept Kim K's name relevant and turned Humphries to the most hated man in a league that includes an alleged rapist(Kobe), a man who ran into the stands to beat up a fan who threw beer at him(Metta World Artest) and a guy who spurned his home town fans in front of a national audience on basic cable(LeBron James). Now, THAT'S some power. She possesses the most famous ass in Hollywood and that's only half of what is an amazing body. Yes, she's annoying as shit. Yes, she's talentless and perhaps even a whore but she's hot and she's relevant and, in a few years when the reality TV show well dries up and athletes are tired of nailing her, we'll look back at this moment as the beginning of the end for Kim Kardashian.

64. Emmy Rossum("Shameless" "Mystic River") She was the squaky-clean love interest in "Phantom of the Opera" and "Day After Tomorrow". Now, Emmy Rossum is naked through much of the Showtime show "Shameless". Hooray for women who grow up on camera!(If only Danielle Fishel followed this path.....Damn you, Topenga!). Rossum's days as the innocent little cutie pie are over. Now, she's a hot tour de force. I couldn't possibly tell you about her role on "Shameless" because I've never seen the show, but I do know there's enough naked Rossum scenes to encourage you to check the show out. We've always hoped this day would come. After all, Emmy Rossum has always been one of Hollywood's rare beauties: the complexion, the huge smile, the nice body, the bubbly personality. She has everything you want in a rising young starlet. Now, she's having sex on premium cable for the world to see. Thank God for the miracle of television!

63. Charlize Theron("Hancock" "Reindeer Games"). It's been a long time since the name Charlize Theron was on the tips of every man's tongue. About a decade ago, Theron straddled Hollywood like a collossus with movies like "Reindeer Games", "Monster", "Cidar House Blues", "The Italian Job".....then she kind of disappeared. It wasn't until "Hancock" in 2008 that we started thinking about her again and even that was four years ago. Now, with last year's "Young Adult" and this year's much-anticipated "Prometheus", Charlize is back. The game has passed her by a little bit as the new breed has taken over her old spot but she's not exactly old goods. In the trailers for "Prometheus", Theron proved she can still light up a movie screen and the same can be said about her role as the evil queen Ravenna in "Snow White and the Huntsman", also due out this year. Theron's 2012 might be the female hotness equivalent of Kurt Warner's comeback with the Cardinals. Time will tell. All we know is Charlize is back and she's planning on staying for a while this time.


62. Rachel McAdams("The Vow", "Wedding Crashers"). She's the answer to the question: "What would Jennifer Garner look like if her face didn't look so weird when she smiled?". Rachel McAdams' pretty face and glorious grin have been her calling card in movies like "Wedding Crashers", "The Vow", "The Notebook" and a slew of other sappy flicks you'll find in the DVD case of a single girl in her mid-20's. However, if you were one of the fifteen people who watched the Harrison Ford/Diane Keaton dreck "Morning Glory", you might have found out something else about Ms. McAdams. She has quite the dumper! Sure, her booty isn't on the Kim Kardashian/Jennifer Lopez level but it's solid for a girl barely bigger than an Olsen twin. It was tough putting someone who can be more commonly described as "cute" on a list called the Hot 100 but McAdams has had roles where she toes the line of hotness. She was rather sultry in the Sherlock Holmes movies and she held her own on the set of "Mean Girls" with a pre-crack/in-her-prime Lindsey Lohan and a blossoming Amanda Seyfried. So, sure, McAdams isn't "hot" but she's not far from it and she's active enough to be relevant. She's an A-level actress with a B-level rump. That's enough heat for me.



61. Nicky Whelan("Hall Pass") It took Gabe almost a week to make a contribution to the Hot 100 but, when he finally came out of the dugout, he hit a pinch-hit grand slam. 20 names into the list, Gabe finally offered his input and casually threw out two names: Yvonne Strahovski(who was already on the list and you'll find later on down the road) and Whelan. Unless you're reading us from Down Under and are familiar with Whelan's work on the Aussie TV show "Neighbours", then you'll probably only know Nicky from her topless scene with Owen Wilson in "Hall Pass". Gabe's reference of that scene convinced me to do further digging and, after further review, I've been kicking myself pretty hard for not originally knowing about her. What can I say? I'm not a movie buff. Whelan's hot enough to be much higher on the list but it was hard to justify moving her too far up based off of one movie(even if it was a damn good scene featuring a world-class rack). On first glance, she looks like Naomi Watts with a much better body. If she can maintain the momentum from "Hall Pass", she has a good shot at moving up the board steadily in years to come. For now, she's a vastly underrated #61.

The BoomRoasted Hot 100* (80-71)

The majority of the response we got from yesterday's 10 was that Natalie Portman(ranked 82nd) should have been higher on the list. Perhaps. Truth be told, when we were putting together names for the list, Portman's name didn't even come up until the very end and that was only after noticing the cover of the "Garden State" DVD. From there, it was a rat race to try to find a slot to squeeze her into. Ultimately, we removed Catherine Zeta-Jones and replaced her with Portman and just gave her Jones' spot. So, yeah, Portman should probably be higher and we probably should have thought this one through a little better. Our bad. There's always next year. At least she wasn't ushered off the list in favor of Lois Griffin.

Now, before we get into picks 80-71, here's some linkage for the previous 20 ladies on the list:

100-91
90-81

On to the rest of the countdown....

80. Michelle Beadle (ESPN's "SportsNation"). ESPN has made it a point to fill their roster with as many attractive ladies as possible. The days of gals like Linda Cohen and Robin Roberts being sports news' leading ladies are now old hat. In 2012, the Worldwide Leader is practically a beauty pageant, ranging from sideline sirens like Erin Andrews(who you'll find later on the list) and Rachel Nichols(who, sadly, you won't) to a woman like Michelle Beadle, who plays Scottie Pippen to Colin Cowherd's Michael Jordan on the occasionally enjoyable "SportsNation". This being a sports website run by men, we're always ready to tip our cap to a woman who knows her sports. It also helps if said woman is pretty with a sense of humor. Beadle comes off on SportsNation as someone as skilled in throwing punches as she is taking them, which is an admirable quality. She's also an avid wrestling fan(something I learned via Twitter), which scores her points in my book but probably causes Gabe to choke on his Maker's Mark. Beyond all those attributes, it's the fact that Beadle manages to stand out on a Bristol roster that closely resembles a college cheerleading squad that gets the most kudos. Many women have drowned in the shadow of the great Erin Andrews but Beadle has proven she can hold her own and be relevant. Good for her.

79. Jennifer Lopez ("American Idol", "Selena"). I'm not as sold on the "J.Lo Comeback" as all these magazine publications were trumpeting when Lopez signed on to be a judge on the now-floundering "American Idol"(Coincidence? I don't think so.). In fact, as recently as last night, we flirted with the idea of dropping J.Lo off the list entirely in favor of Kelly Brook(who was a Hot 100 oversight that has since been corrected. Thanks, Nick, for bringing this to my attention). Why so low on J.Lo? Well, for as pretty as she is, she isn't what she once was. A huge influx of hotter, younger women have lowered J.Lo's appeal. Let's face it, J.Lo could never sing, could never really act and, now with the emergence of Kim Kardashian, her once-hallowed tush isn't even the most vaunted rump in Hollywood anymore. Lopez hasn't made a movie worth watching since "Selena" and even that movie wasn't exactly an AFI 100 shoe-in. She's the Daunte Culpepper of hot chicks: great in the early 2000's, but her career died somewhere in Miami and now people aren't that enthused about seeing her. The fact that her presence on American Idol isn't exactly drawing eyes to TV sets should tell you something about her drawing power(or lack thereof). Like Halle Berry and Jessica Alba and Alyssa Milano, Lopez's reputation demands she be here in some capacity so long as she's still breathing and not looking like The Elephant Man but she's proof of how the once-mighty have fallen.

78. Selena Gomez("Wizards of Waverly Place", "Monte Carlo"). It always feels weird when you're pushing 30 and writing about the hotness of someone 10 years your junior whose claim to fame comes via The Disney Channel. Still, Selena Gomez is almost 21 and it's time to start taking her seriously as a sexy young adult(I felt creepy just writing that). She's at the point where she's transitioning between cute and adorable to hot and sexy, which is what we were saying about Britney Spears prior to her infamous Rolling Stone cover. It's hard to wax too poetically about someone whose resume is chock-filled with shows watched by 13-year olds but, now that her "Wizards of Waverly Place" days are essentially over, it's a safe bet that Gomez will rise up these list in years to come the minute she drops the Mouseketeer act and takes on more mature roles. Now, if you'll excuse me, this paragraph has compelled me to go take a shower.




77. Kelly Kelly(WWE Diva). The second and final of the WWE's "Divas" is Kelly Kelly, a woman who has garnered the most mainstream buzz of all the female sports entertainers on the McMahon roster. Like fellow "diva", Layla El, Kelly's screen time is limited as pro wrestling's time-honored tradition of women in the ring has been for them to be seen and not heard(save for a couple exceptions). Through spreads with Maxim and other magazines, Kelly's gotten her name out there as more than just another pretty face in the squared circle. The problem, of course, is Kelly Kelly is one in a long line of hot lady wrestlers. To his credit, Vince McMahon has managed to develop potential Playboy cover girls and then replace them seamlessly once they become too popular. What started with girls like Sunny and Sable then moved on to Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle then to Trish Stratus and Lita and now to girls like Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres and Layla El. That's not to say Kelly Kelly is a dime a dozen, just that her window of relevance might be shutting given McMahon's reputation for lovin' 'em and leavin' 'em. Kelly's a hell of an athlete with a pretty face and you hope that her career has longevity even if the odds are against it. For now, she's a very potent #77.

76. Emmanuelle Chiriqui("Entourage", "Waiting..") I've had my eye on Emmanuelle Chiriqui since I saw her in the little-known flick "100 Girls". She was hot back then(the movie came out in 2000) and she became hotter once she nabbed the role of Sloan, E's love interest in "Entourage". With "Entourage" now finished, we hope to see more of her to cure our Sloan fix. According to iMDb, Chiriqui doesn't have anything major in the works so we may have to go another stretch hoping that she pops up in random movies like she did in "Waiting...". Let's hope that gap is short-lived because Chiriqui is one of the game's most underrated beauties and the more her workload, the better her chances of staying on this list. Here's to Emmanuelle finding another hit show to light up so we can enjoy her pretty face for years to come.





75. Zooey Deschanel ("Elf", "New Girl"). For as adorable as Zooey was as Jovi in "Elf" and as impressive as managing to be the cutest of a group of attractive sister(Older sister, Emily, stars on "Bones"), I had to drop Ms. Deschanel a couple spots for that ridiculous iPhone commercial You have to ask Siri if it's raining when you're 5 feet from a window? Come on now. That minor mishap aside, Zooey has the word "cute" in spades. She's made a nice living playing the love interest in movies like "Elf", "500 Days of Summer" and "Yes Man". She kinda has a weird hippie vibe to her, which is probably why her short stint on "Weeds" was so memorable, but on her new show "New Girl" she's proven she's something to see in a tank top and some yoga pants. Here's hoping that Zooey uses Siri for something a bit more productive in the future: like finding her spot on the BoomRoasted Hot 100.



74. Samantha Ivers ("Inside Man", "Two Lovers"). Samantha Ivers has been on my radar since I first saw her in "Inside Man", in the first half hour on the phone in the bank and then later in the interrogation scene when she offered to "bend over and pick up a pencil". Good times. To the naked eye, Ivers looks like a younger, hotter, less annoying Fran Drescher. There isn't much to Ivers' resume to really justify her spot just above the bottom quarter of the list as she's only been in a few movies besides "Inside Man"("Two Lovers", "Enchanted", "I Think I Love My Wife" "Red Hook Summer") but the scenes in "Inside Man" were enough to get my vote. Hopefully, Ivers nabs some roles with a bit more face time that doesn't involve the words "Beautician and the Beast 2".




73. Kathleen Robertson ("Scary Movie 2", "Tin Man"). Most of you will remember Kathleen Robertson as the chick who tried to seduce David Cross in "Scary Movie 2". If you're a sci-fi geek, you might also notice Robertson from her role as Azkadellia in "Tin Man", a warped re-telling of the classic "Wizard of Oz" movie. Or, if you're watching Showtime at two in the morning, you've seen Robertson in a bunch of "formidable" positions in the TV series "Boss". The common denominator in all those roles is this: Robertson is sexy in all of them. Outside of the Scary Movie sequel, there isn't much mainstream work to go by when breaking down Robertson's hotness. Most of her roles and movies are pretty obscure but, not since Demi Moore in "Disclosure", has a woman made a wearing a business suit look so damn good as Robertson does in "Boss", which might as well be a softcore "Disclosure" miniseries except without all the sexual harassment mumbo jumbo. As with many of the others on the list, Robertson needs to grab some roles that allow the world to see her somewhere other than when they're channel surfing in the middle of the night. Or, if you're compelled to waste a couple hours of your life, check her out in "Scary Movie 2" again. She's the only reason to watch it anyhow.



72. Reese Witherspoon("Cruel Intentions" "Walk The Line"). Witherspoon's career plays out a lot like her characters in the movies she's in: She's spent most of the time playing a goody-two-shoes and the entire time the audience waits for her to show off the goods but inevitably get stuck with some PG cleavage shots. Think about it. In nearly 20 years of doing movies, we've seen Reese naked once(a topless scene in a movie called "Twilight". Thankfully, not THAT "Twilight".). That was in 1998. Besides that, there was her getting finger-popped on a roller coaster by Mark Wahlberg in "Fear", her losing her V card to Ryan Phillipe in "Cruel Intentions", and now her getting it on with two seperate men in her most recent flick "This Means War". We get it. Not every talented actress feels the need to get naked in every role they play like, say, Angelina Jolie, does but a woman of Reese's hotness needs to give us more than a few bra and panties shots and a nude scene in a movie barely watched 90's movie over the course of a two-decade long career. The people demand it, Reese! "This Means War" showed off your sexy side after years of playing the cutesy virgin. We're tired of the Dawson's Creek act. Show the world those curves, girl!

71. Mariska Hargitay("Law & Order: SVU). One of my personal favorites. Mariska came out of nowhere once SVU started to progress. When the show first started, they gave her the traditional butch female cop look with the short hair and the heavy jacket. As the show started to take off though, they couldn't conceal Detective Benson's sexiness any longer. They needed to make the sexual tension between her and Stabler believable so down came the hair, loose came the first few buttons and BOOM! a star was born. By the 10th season, Hargitay was trolling the streets of NYC in skirts and low cut blouses looking like a cross between Lara Croft and Jill Valentine(Ah yes, two video game references for you people). Now, she's the show's biggest star and, at nearly 50, she's still as hot as ever. The show might not have the same aggressive flavor as the Benson/Stabler days but Hargitay makes the show worth watching for her raw sex appeal alone. There's not many women on television you can say that about.

The BoomRoasted Hot 100* (90-81)

We march onward in the Hot 100 with some seasoned veterans, most of which were dropped from Maxim's list either because of a lack of relevance or because voters chose a newer breed of hot women. Consider this section a Hall of Fame of sorts, as a majority made it off a long-standing reputation(much like Halle Berry in the last 10). If you missed 100-91 and are too lazy to scroll down, here's the link.

Without further delaying, the next 10 ladies on the inaugural BoomRoasted Hot 100*....

90. Diane Lane("Unfaithful", "Secretariat") Sure, the case can be made for Diane Lane to not be on this list in favor of younger candidates(Vera Fermiga, for one, who was a surprising snub). Here's the thing that permanently reserves Lane's spot on any Top 100: She's the gold standard for what women in their mid-20's/early 30's hope to look like when they get into their 50's and 60's. Let's face it, you'd kill for your wife to look like Diane Lane does at damn near 60. Lane's career resuscitation started with her stealing the show in the movie "Unfaithful" which, granted, was 10 years ago but has Lane really gotten uglier since then? If "Unfaithful" vaulted Lane to, say, the mid-30's back in 2002, then this would be a fitting place to put her a decade later, right? There's something to be said about women who age well because not many do. Yes, lists like these are a young woman's game, but Lane has earned the right to be here. From a beauty standpoint, Lane is more attractive at 57 than Kat Dennings is at 26. That's saying something. Sure, this might be her last year on the list, so let's give her this final chance to wave her cap at the crowd and enjoy her swan song.



89. Rihanna(Grammy-nominated singer, "Battleship"). I've never been overly wowed by Rihanna's looks. I know, I know, that's blasphemy in some circles but she never really did it for me. Sure, she's sexy in a "If you piss me off, I'll beat your ass and key your car" kind of way but it took a lot of convincing from the rest of the panel to get her on this list. Maybe it's because I spent most of my childhood growing up around West Indian women who looked like Patra but thought they looked like Nia Long and, thus, turned me off to girls like Rihanna. Maybe it's that the R&B game had legit sexy sirens like Mya or Tweet or Deborah Cox once upon a time. Rihanna doesn't compete with those girls, to me, and yet she might be the second hottest chick in the game(behind Mrs. Carter, obviously). Maybe it's the fact that her singing voice and songs annoy the piss out of me. I don't know. Rihanna's certainly hot enough from a relevance standpoint and attractive enough from a beauty standpoint to justify being on this list but when I see her, I can't help but wonder what all the fuss is about. (Side note: She also gets docked a few points for deciding to work again with Chris Brown after Brown bashed her face in.)


88. Diora Baird ("Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning" "Wedding Crashers") Diora Baird was one of the Snubbed Ten back in 2010 and perhaps for good reason. She's nowhere to be found with the exception of a few indie movies, some guest spots on television and some movie shorts. Her last major appearance was a small part in "Hot Tub Time Machine", which she wasn't even credited for. Still, if you manage to do your homework, you'll understand why she's on the list. She's a former Guess model who's most notable role was as "Vivian", one of the women Owen Wilson plows through in the opening half hour of "Wedding Crashers". After that, it was small roles in flicks like "Accepted", "Young People Fucking",  and "My Best Friend's Girl". All of those movies have one common theme: Baird looks smokin' hot in all of them. Her body was sexy enough to garner her a Playboy spread once upon a time and, since then, she's been the quintessential "Wait, who is THAT girl?" in movies. So give her a Google search or stare at the picture next to her name if you need further convincing of Baird's hotness.



87. Alyssa Milano("Charmed", "Hall Pass" ) Yes, Alyssa Milano has pretty much fallen off the face of the Earth since "Charmed", with the exception of a few notable movie roles here and there. I get that, but Milano's managed to resurface during football season with her own brand of women's football team gear. And when she surfaces? Whoa, buddy. Milano's full body of work, much like Diane Lane, could put her in a Hot Chick Hall of Fame. She was Tony Danza's cute little daughter in "Who's The Boss?" then she proved she was all grown up in movies like "Double Dragon" and "Poison Ivy II" then she made a comeback as the hottest thing about the TV show "Charmed" and now she moonlights as a football fashionista/Twitter activist. Oh, and at 40, she's still hotter than most chicks half her age. Let's be honest: You'd rather see Milano as "Bella" in those crappy Twilight flicks than pale-faced Kristen Stewart(or maybe you wouldn't, since most of the people who watch those movies are women or guys who like guys). Like Lane, it will be hard to justify Milano's standing on this list beyond this year if they continue to keep a low-profile, especially with new starlets emerging every year. So, let's take this time to appreciate a woman who's still mind-blowingly attractive decades after the flame was put out on her career.

86. Mary Louise-Parker("Weeds"). I'll listen to your debates for Alyssa Milano and Diane Lane, but your arguments against MLP will fall on deaf ears. For one, Parker rejuvenated her career as Nancy Botwin in "Weeds" and has looked fine doing it for the past seven seasons(particularly season four). She's the quintessential hot soccer mom. Even better, she's a year older than Diane Lane. Women pushing 60 don't look like Mary Louise Parker and certainly aren't able to pull off being the lead attraction on a long-running television series. "Weeds" put Parker back on the map after people forgot about her after "Fried Green Tomatos" and, man, we are so glad she's back. "Weeds" was supposed to die a quick death two years ago but fanfare has kept it going. Here's hoping in stays strong for a few more years so we can keep Parker's hot ass on screen.



85. Jennifer Aniston("Friends", "Horrible Bosses"). I have a small confession to make: I have been in denial over Jennifer Aniston's hotness because I didn't want to admit she was hot while still openly despising that waste of a show she was on, "Friends". Plus, it was hard to make an argument for her after Angelina Jolie snatched Brad Pitt from her. After "Horrible Bosses" and the fact that Jolie now looks like a 5th grade stick figure drawing, I guess Aniston has ultimately won me over. Aniston was always cute in the early going. If you can manage to sit through "Friends", one of the most overrated shows in television history, enough to enjoy her simple good looks, great for you. She parlayed that into some "love interest" roles in "Office Space" and "Along Came Polly" but when she got a bit more, whore-ish, I guess , for lack of a better term, in "Horrible Bosses", that's when I took notice. Aniston dropped the girl next door nonsense and stole the show as a sex-crazed dentist determined to play the role of homewrecker...and we loved every minute of it. Sure, it's going to be tough for Aniston to remove the stench of "Friends" in my eyes but more movies like "Horrible Bosses" can certianly help her cause.

84. Jessica Alba("Sin City", "Machete", "Little Fockers"). Bad movies and having children allowed the world to forget about Jessica Alba, who once upon a time was one of the 5 or 10 hottest women on the planet. Not much has changed from looks perspective, and she showed in "Little Fockers" a couple years ago that she still has "it". The same for her quasi-nude scene in "Machete". Sure, she's a long way from her "Sin City"/"Dark Angel" days and the emergence of other leading ladies has pushed Alba to the back burner, but she still has that magic that once made the movie "Honey" watchable. The sequel to "Sin City" is in the works so Alba should be re-introduced to the world once again come next year. Until then, she lies, waiting in the weeds, at the tail end of the Hot 100 with her eyes poised on regaining the position that was once rightfully hers.




83. Shannon Elizabeth("American Reunion"). I imagine, by now, you're noticing a theme here. Like most of the other women on this section of the list, Shannon Elizabeth was once one of Hollywood's premier young beauties. Her initial claim to fame came as Nadia in the first "American Pie" movie, with arguably one of the most memorable scenes in 90's movie history. She was back for more in the sequel and even had a small role in the first "Scary Movie". After "American Pie 2" though, Elizabeth vanished and all her clout as the "busty pinup girl" went to Jennifer Love-Hewitt. With the American Pie grand finale earlier this year, Elizabeth made a triumphant comeback in the role that made her relevant. Where she goes from here is anybody's guess. She was never that great of an actress, so it's unlikely she'll have a "Client List" like comeback like J-Love did. Still, much like the boys in "American Reunion", we're glad to see Elizabeth again, even if it means her spot on the list is short-lived.

82. Natalie Portman("Black Swan", "Thor") Oh, they grow up so fast. It seems like just yesterday Natalie Portman was the precocious little girl in "The Professional". Now, she's doing lesbian scenes with fellow Hot 100 occupant Mila Kunis, stealing the show in "Garden State"(one of my three favorite movies all-time), and making pointless buddy-romp movies with Ashton Kutcher like the hard-to-watch "No Strings Attached"(Oddly, Kunis made a similar movie with Justin Timberlake called "Friends With Benefits". Coincidence?). Portman is a Hollywood double threat. She's hot enough to be cast in movies as the leading lady yet also a good enough thespian to make those movies watchable, "No Strings Attached" not withstanding. On top of that, she's a goddess in the geek world, having appeared in three Star Wars movies as well as lighting up "Thor". She's breathtakingly beautiful and increasingly relevant, so her stock is only going to rise higher as the years pass.



81. Christina Aguilera("The Voice"). I had a tough time with this pick. Are we nominating the girl whose cleavage has become the unofficial fifth judge on "The Voice" or the girl who has been photographed recently with thighs like Earl Campbell? The weight fluctuation is a bit of concern with Aguilera but when she's right, she's fire. Her body is good enough to warrant a brief glimpse of "The Voice", even if you're like me and detest reality singing competitions. She's come a long way from the goody two shoes who did belly dances for the "Genie In The Bottle" video and has shaken off all the sluttiness from her "X-Tina" phase. Now, she's just a once-upon-a-time singing talent with new found relevance and unquestioned beauty. Sure, she's a couple Carl's Jr burgers from being dropped off the list. Yeah, the botching of the national anthem and the mysterious period blood incident weren't a good look but you move passed those things. We always use words like "upside" and "potential" when it comes to sports. Well, Aguilera still has the "upside" and "potential" to be much higher on this list. As Adele has proven, all it takes is a good comeback record to get your face back on magazine covers....and, for all her girth, Aguilera is not nearly as big as Adele.

The BoomRoasted Hot 100* (100-91)

It seems like every year Maxim Magazine comes out with their list of the 100 Hottest Women and I find objections to it. Two years ago, I wrote a piece about 10 women Maxim left out of their Hot 100.(Note: You'll find 9 of the 10 in this list. Sorry, Gillian Jacobs.). This year's Maxim Hot 100 was a bit more ridiculous. Now, I'm willing to admit that my dial isn't as tuned to the entertainment world as it once was and that the reason I don't know some of the names on Maxim's list stems from more so from my ignorance than theirs but I'm informed enough to know that Stephen Colbert isn't a hot chick and Lois Griffin isn't a real woman. Both of those names can be found in the 2012 Hot 100 which, to me, lowers the validity of the list. Granted, this year's Maxim list was voted on by the fans so we have nobody to blame but ourselves but there's something foolish about putting a male comedian in a list of the world's most attractive women. Sure, it's not meant to be taken seriously but when dealing with delivering a fair list of hot women to the oversexed masses, sometimes you have to take matters away from the more democratic methods and become more of a dictatorship.

That's why I, with help from some friends, composed my own list of the hottest women on the planet. Comprising this list didn't come without a few ground rules. First, no porn stars(My apologies, Bree Olsen). No women who have been significantly enhanced by the world of plastic surgery(This means you, Heidi Montag) and everyone on the list has to have some form of relevance(although there will be a debate on at least a couple on this list towards that requisite). Making a list of 100 hot chicks seemed like an easy and fun venture but it actually proved to be quite difficult when it came down to making final cuts. That's why I'd like to make some honorable mentions before we get started with picks 100-91.

*Kristen Stewart was in, then out, then back in, then out again. At the end of the day, nobody could make a strong argument for her candidacy. She's cute, but she's spent a large majority of her new found relevance looking like she needs more sunlight than Twilight. Perhaps when she looks a little less pale, she'll crack the list.

*If we were making this list between seasons 1 and 2 of "Jersey Shore", Jennifer "J-Woww" Farley would have made the list. However, something happened over the last couple of years to J-Woww that made her go from viable pinup girl to looking like someone sucked the life out of her face with a Hoover vaccuum. Thanks to an already notorious boob job and what now looks like some face work, we had to eliminate J-Woww from the list.

*Hardest cut of them all: Anna Faris. There are going to be people on this list that you'll say "What!? She's hotter than Anna Faris!? No way!". You might be right. However, as with Kristen Stewart, nobody could make a compelling case to keep Faris in. Was she hot in "The House Bunny"? Sure. Cute in the Scary Movie series? Absolutely. Did she make crazy look sexy in "Just Friends"? Yes. Did any of that happen in the last two years? No. Nobody's checking for Anna Faris these days. The same thing for Kirsten Dunst, who will find herself replaced as "the hot chick in the Spider-Man movie" by Emma Stone this summer when "The Amazing Spider-Man" comes out.

On to the bottom 10 of the list:

100/101. Hope Solo and Alex Morgan(U.S. Soccer). You know these two as the most prominent stars of the U.S.'s women's national soccer team. Ultimately, it was difficult to put one higher than the other. They are both extremely cute and are shoe-ins for any list of the world's hottest female athletes. It was also tough to put them higher than the bottom of the list. Solo and Morgan may look better than your typical sporty chicks but they are still pretty faces with athlete's bodies. Some guys like women with an eight-pack. I'm not as keen on that. Sure, you'll find wrestling women on this list but you'll also find they are a bit more, er, busty, than this dynamic duo. Shallow? Sure. But they are on the list, nonetheless. Fortunately for them, they have the entire Olympics to make their case to move up next time around.



99. Kat Dennings("Two Broke Girls", "40-Year Old Virgin"). Another name we struggled with was Kat Dennings. Sure, she has an excellent body but her face....well, leaves much to be desired. She also has that Kristen Stewart problem of not getting enough sun. In her defense, she's one half of the two reasons to watch "Two Broke Girls" on CBS and she managed to stand out in "40-Year Old Virgin" amongst women whose sole purpose was to be eye candy. She's young. She'll get more attractive as time passes but she's a work in progress at this point.

98. Claire Coffee("The League", "Grimm", "Franklin & Bash"). The problem with Claire Coffee isn't that she doesn't have the looks because, let's face it, she's adorable. The problem is lack of exposure. Her cameo on "The League" was short-lived as a concierge in Season 1. She did a few episodes of "Grimm", which has now been cancelled. She's currently on "Franklin & Bash", which is sure to join "Grimm" on the cutting room floor any day now. She's a diamond in the rough, but a very shiny diamond at that. If you can talk yourself into watching Zach Morris as a lawyer, then Claire is a good enough reward for your wasted hour. Here's hoping we see more of her on a TV show that doesn't suck.

97. Halle Berry("Swordfish", Monster's Ball"). In the initial list, Halle Berry was left out....and with good reason. She's pushing 50 and she hasn't made a movie worth watching since the X-Men 3. The days of paying $12.50 to watch Halle naked like some of us did with "Swordfish" are over. That being said, this is HALLE FUCKING BERRY! You can't have a list of the world's hottest women and not have her on it. It's an argument you'll lose. Unless some tragedy occurs where Halle is horribly disfigured or ends up like Whitney Houston in her bath tub, Berry's a candidate every year. She's aged well. Could she be more relevant? Sure. But let's see how you rush to get Gabrielle Union on this list when she's knocking on the door of her fifth decade(Spoiler Alert: Gabrielle Union isn't on this list. Sorry, D-Wade.)

96. Cobie Smulders("The Avengers", "How I Met Your Mother"). Smulders got a late axe before typing this but was re-installed after this debate: How can you write a blog two years ago pining for Smulders' candidacy, then cut her from your own list when she's become more relevant? It's a valid question. With HIMYM still going strong and Smulders lighting it up in "The Avengers" as Agent Maria Hill, now is not the time to cut the cord on Cobie. She's Canadian, which is proof you can't win 'em all and her ears look like Liv Tyler's in the "Lord of the Rings" movies but she's still damn sexy so she gets the tentative nod here in the bottom 10.









95. Katy Mixon ("Eastbound & Down", "Mike & Molly"). Truth be told, it was Mixon's role as April Buchanon and not the excellence of Danny McBride's "Kenny Powers" that first caught my attention on "Eastbound & Down". My God, what a beautiful woman! The body? Ridiculous. The smile? Magnetic. With her gone in Season 2, I lost all motivation to even watch the show. My wife hipped me to the fact that Mixon can be found on "Mike & Molly". You would think all the award-winning acclaim would have drawn me to the show before but it didn't. With Mixon in the fold, I'm in. Same goes for her return in Season 3 of "Eastbound & Down". The mark of a hot woman is her ability to get you to do things you wouldn't normally do. Making a CBS comedy not named "Big Bang Theory" appointment television? Well, that's a mark of a hot woman.

94. Rashida Jones ("Parks & Rec", "I Love You, Man"). Like Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones was on the list of snubbed women from the 2010 Maxim Hot 100. Jones first caught my eye on "Chapelle's Show", first in a skit about "Roc-A-Pads" and then in the "Love Contract" sketch that preceded the infamous "Rick James True Hollywood Stories". From there, she had a brief stint on "The Office" as Jim Halpert's girlfriend before common sense stepped in and he went back to Jenna Fischer. Now, you can find her on "Parks & Rec", an "Office" knock-off which has occasional bouts of humor in it. Jones is the best of a crop of semi-attractive women. Amy Pohler received consideration for this list, as did Aubrey Plaza. Ultimately, we settled on Jones and if you re-watch "The Love Contract", you'll see why.


93. Sonya Walger ("Mind of a Married Man", "Tell Me You Love Me", "Lost"). Sonya Walger seems to always find work on shows that either fail to catch my interest or don't last very long when they do. I first noticed her on "Mind of a Married Man", which I thought deserved to be on longer than a season and a half. From there, she moved on to "Lost", which I gave up on after two episodes. She bounced around a bevy of failed shows: "FlashForward", "Tell Me You Love Me", "In Treatment", "The Sarah Connor Chronicles". Now, she's on USA's new buddy cop show, "Common Law", which I want to get into but am afraid that it will get the axe prematurely like the rest of Walger's work. If it does, it won't be because Walger doesn't have the goods. In a weird way, she could pass for Claire Coffee's sister, which would explain their horrible luck in finding a show to stick with.

92. Katie Aselton ("The League") It's a little high for Aselton here. I'll grant you that. The case can even be made she's not even the best looking woman on her own show(You can argue Nadine Velazquez, who plays Sofia, is hotter). There's a certain attractiveness about Aselton though. Maybe it's because she fits in so well with the guys on "The League". Maybe it's the cute smile or well-sculpted body. Sure, she doesn't have the boobs of Sonya Walger or Rashida Jones' legs and her tush pales in comparison to others on this list but she has her own brand of sexiness, which shows at times on "The League". Again, you can make the case for ranking her lower but I think 92 is right about where she deserves to be.

91. Layla El(WWE Women's Champion) Gabe is going to bust my balls for having a wrestler on here(and perhaps even more so when Kelly Kelly's name appears later on the list). Whatever. Layla's smoking hot. I'm not going to give you some cheesy line that you see magazines do about women who are hot and can fight. "Oh, not only is she hot but she can kick your ass." None of that. Physically, she's the total package(like a female Lex Luger, perhaps?). Her and Kelly's standing the two hottest females on Raw give Vince McMahon the hottest 1-2 punch he's had since the days of Lita and Trish Stratus. Her matches are short-lived, as is her camera time but, if you aren't an avid wrestling fan, she's worth a watch or, at the very least, a Google search.